30 names Starbucks Baristas completely butchered

If you ever bough a drink at Starbucks you might be aware that it is customary for the Baristas to write your name on the drink container.  Sometimes though, as much as they try to get your name right, they completely baptize you with a new one.   Here are 30 names Baristas hilariously got wrong.

Juan baptized as Wong, new Chinese name.

wong

Virginia turns into Vagina.  I can just hear them say “Non-fat latte for Vigina!!”

virginia

Tylor

tilor

Chad has been renamed Shat (Shat he probably did after seeing that on his cup).

shat

Jude

sewd

Simon becomes Semen.

semen

Laurie

rory

Laura

rolaPenelope

panellipic

Emma becomes Nemo

nemo

Michelle

missle

Barbara

marbra

Madaline is now Madahlynn ( I kind of like it).

madahlynn

Louis

leoyes

Jeremy

jaramie

Emily

gimily

Kyle

gaillon

Phoebe

fibi

Yvonne & Caitlin

evan-and-kitter

Ursula

eursela

Dylan

deaing

Clint

cunt

Patricia

botchadra

Bianca

bionka

Andie

auntie

Ann-Louise

anus

Ingrid

angry

Amy becomes A “fill in the blank” Me.

ame

Ariel

alien

Erin

airinn

And here is a funny video explaining why they do it.