30 names Starbucks Baristas completely butchered

    If you ever bough a drink at Starbucks you might be aware that it is customary for the Baristas to write your name on the drink container.  Sometimes though, as much as they try to get your name right, they completely baptize you with a new one.   Here are 30 names Baristas hilariously got wrong.

    Juan baptized as Wong, new Chinese name.

    wong

    Virginia turns into Vagina.  I can just hear them say “Non-fat latte for Vigina!!”

    virginia

    Tylor

    tilor

    Chad has been renamed Shat (Shat he probably did after seeing that on his cup).

    shat

    Jude

    sewd

    Simon becomes Semen.

    semen

    Laurie

    rory

    Laura

    rolaPenelope

    panellipic

    Emma becomes Nemo

    nemo

    Michelle

    missle

    Barbara

    marbra

    Madaline is now Madahlynn ( I kind of like it).

    madahlynn

    Louis

    leoyes

    Jeremy

    jaramie

    Emily

    gimily

    Kyle

    gaillon

    Phoebe

    fibi

    Yvonne & Caitlin

    evan-and-kitter

    Ursula

    eursela

    Dylan

    deaing

    Clint

    cunt

    Patricia

    botchadra

    Bianca

    bionka

    Andie

    auntie

    Ann-Louise

    anus

    Ingrid

    angry

    Amy becomes A “fill in the blank” Me.

    ame

    Ariel

    alien

    Erin

    airinn

    And here is a funny video explaining why they do it.